Trufax.

I woke up this morning well before my alarm went off.  Not out of the ordinary, seeing as I went to bed fairly early for me.  The only thing that was strange, was that I only half woke up.  I was aware that I was in bed, in my room, in my flat, but I was unable to make myself do anything.  I couldn't get up, I couldn't call out to my flatmate, and I couldn't wake myself up the rest of the way.  It was very unnerving. But I obviously recovered from my altered state enough to go to work.  And now I  plan on altering my current state again by getting ridiculously wasted and going to the club.  And when I'm drunk at the club: